It goes something like this at our house:
Along about 7pm, Mommy has a realization… “It’s been a loooooong time since the kiddos got up from their ‘rest-time.’”
(Yes, we are making a transition w/ both of the “littles” out of a true “nap-time.”)
So…..here is what a typical evening might look like in our house after my awareness dawns:
“Ruth & Nat-I’m setting the timer! Anyone who has their jammies on & their teeth brushed gets a story before bed!”
This usually works-usually. But, every once in a while, either one or the other will take a
side trip to run careening through the Living Room with a stroller & a doll-baby dangerously close to tumbling headlong on the floor. Or perhaps a better idea that night might be to stop & eat an appealing looking crumb off the floor on the way to the bedroom. Any number of things are good for a distraction!
Ana, meanwhile, being the mature 9 year-old that she is, has gotten herself ready for bed & brushed her teeth-with little or no direction from either parent.
(unless she gets distracted by the latest book she’s reading).
If things go well (& no-one has to go to bed without a story), then Nat & Ruth each pick a book from the box-without fighting over the books-or, you guessed it-to bed with no story! (I’m so mean! wink!)
After the stories, though, things really get interesting! (while I am trying to read a “big-girl” book to Ana).
Kisses, hugs, prayer-time with Dad, “tish-tish…..poom-pooms” (don’t ask-I couldn’t explain it even if I tried!!!)
Ruth-potty (sounds simple, right?). Not around here.
Me: “Ruth, how long are you going to be washing your hands?”
R: “Mommy, I am putting water in the soap container for you!”
Me: Thinking: HUH!?!?
R: “Well, the soap is running out!”
Me: “I’ll take care of it in the morning. GO TO BED! NOW!!!”
R: “Ok, Mommy.”
A few minutes later, after going to check on her…..you guessed it-usually NOT in bed yet. Instead, she has chosen then to
pick up all the trash on her bedroom floor…..or to organize all her stuffed animals……or she is headed back upstairs ‘cause we forgot her drink. Sigh…..
Then, we have
Nat….
Same song-different verse…..employ any/all stall tactics he can think of to avoid going to bed-including the afore-mentioned ones Ruthie likes-
the drink, the stuffed animals…..
He also likes to wait a while-
then get out of bed, turn on his light & start playing. How’s that for subtle?
“Gee….I bet Mom & Dad will NEVER notice that!!” Kids are so funny!
But, tonight he decided to try something new.He took on “organizing” Daddy’s mail for him.
Yep.
He even managed to somehow get it in his room unnoticed–until the crackling noise of envelopes alerted his unaware parents.
Wish I had a picture…..it was pretty funny.
Boy, was he mad that his little play-time got interrupted!!
In our house-even bedtime isn’t a bore!!! How about you?
PS….I just went to check on the little hoodlum (a person who engages in crime-in this case, against Daddy's mail!) right now…..& this is what I found:

PPS....this post took a bit longer than 30 minutes, because, you guessed it-the
bedtime bedlams are getting to us!!
